Saturday, August 30, 2008

BLAME AMERICA LAST


“We will bury you...”


Maybe "first" WOULD have been better...

When I designed the Russian Art In America* website, my Uzbekhi client proclaimed that George W. Bush (Boosh) was our Kruschev. What she meant was that the "Leader of the Free World" was a peasant.

“Forward he cried from the rear
and the front rank died.
And the general sat and the lines on the map
moved from side to side.”


Focus on the Family prayed against Obama's acceptance speech only to fade into embarrassed silence as Gustav and Hannah bear down on the Gulf Coast - and the Republican National Convention.



Ooops.

Putin is ready to put us out of our misery with no more remorse than Fess Parker putting down the rabid family dog. It was an inside job after all, and everyone who refused to see the foaming lips of the Mad Dog, has earned the right to lie down first in the shallow grave they've finally succeeded in digging for the rest of us. The only task left for our "enemies" is to throw the first shovelful of dirt on America's upturned face.



My Name is Michael Sterling, and it didn't have to be this way.

*Larissa and I worked well together, and RAiA stands as an elegant testament to d├ętente to this day. Unfortunately, Boosh is still President, and even worse, has months left to destroy what only he can. As only a peasant would.

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