Monday, August 24, 2009

National Vacation Lampoon



It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Even HUSTLER has shrugged, with Larry Flynt calling for a national strike; a day that the American people refuse to support a government that no longer "supports" them. And he did it without calling anyone names, or strapping on a loaded gun. Last week, I had suggested one week to my campaign manager, but perhaps such a strike should last till the Obama's return, or until The DAILY SHOW and The Colbert Report; two other true American successes that truly deserve some time off, are back on the air.

Gonna be a long 3 weeks.

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My Name is Michael Sterling. Which blockbuster will YOU see on September 11th?

111th!

I need a vacation.

LABEL DAY UPDATE (9.4.9): With the national debate reduced to: "Can the President of the United States be trusted to speak to school children?", I offer another iParty solution: Obama switches speeches and delivers his "Education" speech to congress, and his "Healthcare" speech to public school students.

“It's the first day of school fella's”

4 Comments:

Anonymous Hank said...

Much as I hate to say it... Flint's right. Absolutely right. America has been hijacked. Took 4 thousand years to develop the experiment that became USA. It took less than 4 lifetimes to bring her down... Shameful

August 24, 2009 at 6:57:00 PM PDT  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...

In our time...

The truth is so obscene that a pornographer can see it, and in speaking the truth, shows us all the way to purity.

Go and sin no more. My money's on Larry.

Thank God for the last lifetime.

.ms

August 24, 2009 at 11:53:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are the LAST person I'd expect to rag on DISTRICT 9.

I've seen your resume, though I can't admit to knowing what you're REALLY up to.

August 25, 2009 at 4:58:00 PM PDT  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...

Rag?

;>

.ms

September 4, 2009 at 7:08:00 PM PDT  

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