Monday, January 12, 2009

Stimulus Package

Cadillac can put GM and the United States of America back in the black with the launch of the Cadillac OBAMO - the best ride in the Free World. Numbered production runs, limitless custom accessories that only the First Family enjoys. No two alike.

We won't be able to sell them fast enough, and all without the involvement of the 111th Congress, OR Madison Avenue.

Someone better get on this before MiG comes out with their 250+ mph / 65+ mpg Super-Exotic, or Sukhoi their SuV.

Americans may still have the best ideas in the world. Perhaps it's up to us to agree on the best thing to do with all that money.

Bush is yelling at the press, shaking his head "NO" while he says "YES", and daring an AMERICAN reporter to throw a shoe at him. He's mad enough to nuke Nebraska if WE push him too far.

"Clearly", what's been done up to this point hasn't worked.

Going to be a LONG 8 days...

My Name is Michael Sterling. If anyone has a better idea, let's hear it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sterling, can you make a graphic art thingie that has a dollar sign, a number 4, and the Israeli flag in a red circle with a red slash through it??

- Ed K

January 12, 2009 at 8:00:00 PM PST  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...

A Rebus!


January 12, 2009 at 8:38:00 PM PST  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...


January 12, 2009 at 9:07:00 PM PST  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...

Linked (Naomi Klein).



January 12, 2009 at 10:09:00 PM PST  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...

NAOMI! Right up there with "Regulate, Monitor, Prevent" - Brockovich's response to the Tenessee toxic coal sludge disaster.

Michael Bloomberg described "Israel's situation" thus - "Imagine you're in your apartment and a crazy person is at your door shouting from the hallway how he wants to kill you and destroy all you have".

Jon Stewart was right there with - "If you were forced to live in that hallway with 4 other families, and had to pass through 3 checkpoints every time you had to sh!t, you'd be crazy too!"


January 13, 2009 at 11:26:00 AM PST  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...

Been a week...

The Grateful Dead release "Blues For Obama".

That one's for Jeannie. Whatever her last name is...



January 19, 2009 at 8:49:00 PM PST  
Blogger CANDIDATE said...


The ObamaBerry with enhanced security features that only show up on your bill.


January 23, 2009 at 10:00:00 AM PST  
Anonymous Barkyboy said...

How about the BarkyBerry?


May 1, 2009 at 1:41:00 PM PDT  

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