The iParty Mid-Season Finale

“It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

Or, if I may paraphrase: “Think of how stupid the average American is, then realize half the country is stupider than that.”

My Name is Michael Sterling, and seven words will not be enough tomorrow*.

*Keith Olbermann says the seven words that should never have been said on television: “George Carlin is dead. He was seventy-one.”

I'm taking the night off.

:(