Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The Unpredictable Moment

Right up there with the "imminent something", and "upscale everything".

Bill Clinton was on THE DAILY SHOW (DEBT to AMERICA!) last night, and he began to lay out the conditions which, if met, would guarantee passage of the bill that would seal the deal on the 700 billion bail-out. I found myself holding my breath, CERTAIN he was about to say: “Condition number 1, George Bush and Dick Cheney must resign, THEN we'll talk about condition 2.”


Today, John McCain has figured out a way to keep not only his running mate from letting the cat out of the bag when asked real questions, but how to avoid losing to Obama in the debates. The next thing the American People should hear is that McCAIN FORFEITS ALL DEBATES HE CHOOSES NOT TO PARTICIPATE IN.

Suspending your election campaign to save the country from the economic debacle you are complicit in - despite the effects of your actions and the financial loss to others they will cause - only makes you dirtier than a yellow snowball, while proving that you've already forfeited far more."

Bush told us to go shopping. We did. Tune in tonight to see how he blames us, while telling us what we'll forfeit next.

Someone needs to say this.


My Name is Michael Sterling, and this is how they'll do it. Sorry Ty.