Thursday, May 10, 2007

We'll Always Hate Paris

"Is that my typo?"

Unfortunately not. Even more unfortunate is the fact that the American Public; unable to punish Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Libby, Gonzales, Feith, Rove, or Wolfowitz, now have someone they can finally throw THE BOOK at.

A 26 year old girl.

Saturn ate his young and so, apparently, do we.

Not me.

14 months ago, I suggested that Britney Spears be cast in Ava Gardner's role in the Post-Iraq remake of Stanley Kramer's "ON THE BEACH". In December of last year, I chose Paris Hilton to reprise Julie Andrew's tortured wife in the 9-11 exposé based on Hitchcock's "TORN CURTAIN".

"It was a bad time for Dreamers. It always is when the Nightmare comes true."

Paris Hilton wasn't even born yet when I wrote the opening lines to FLYBY, but the Nightmare is definitely here and the punishment of America's Uber-Eloi is proof that the Morlocks hold the reins of cruel & unusual power in their clawed and clapping hands.

Paris refuses to wear her burkha, and that is the real reason she faces 45 days in jail instead of a GPS ankle bracelet.

Meanwhile, the true scofflaws continue to threaten us all. Given the gravity of the crimes committed and unseen, perhaps we should all, as former Senator Fred Thompson might say: "cut her a little slack."

It is, as he points out: "up to you".

My Name is Michael Sterling, and I approved this message.