Monday, July 27, 2009


"Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill as said bill requests Emergency Response Funding up to and including - ____________ - dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or an attack from ____________. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to 80% of national population, being affected by ____________. This funding shall commence with the first attack on ____________ or the first large-scale outbreak of ____________, dependent upon which comes first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of ____________ - including irradiated - ____________ with the possibility of ____________ - airborne - ____________ - flesh-eating - ____________, and or all of the above in such event as ____________ - spewing ____________ - or released or otherwise becomes uncontrollable.

Air Force units may also be directed to combat said ____________ due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas. . . Jesus . . . that's, that's ____________ - far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed ____________ body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated to ____________ - underground - ____________ protected birthing centers.

A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by - ____________.

Having now reviewed the Bill I ask you to please cast your vote."

Transcript of the explanation of House Bill 8791, as it was read to those about to vote, for or against this piece of legislation, in the US House of Representatives This Bill overwhelmingly passed the House.


My Name is Michael Sterling. Copy this post down to “Transcript”, fill in the blanks that represent the words or phrases redacted in the original, and post your version as a comment. Good luck.

*Thanks Jim & Jeff.