Thursday, July 26, 2007

What Do You Want From Life?

"Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen* you are entitled to:"

have your case dismissed,
extradition for discovering the existence of Non-Terrestrial Officers,
be fired for speaking out,
get arrested for producing movies,
have your perjury sentence commuted,
lie to Congress,
ignore Congressional subpoenas (unless you're Michael Moore),
promote chip implementation for everyone while avoiding it yourself,
bust in doors,
report illegals (don't hold your cell phone too close),
blame it on your predecessor,
leave it to your successor,
invent the question,
forget the answer,
look forward to looking at,
sue the restaurant for getting fat,
lose everything for saying no,
go far by just saying yes,
put up walls,
take the fall,
wait till September then wait till Spring,
stall, stall, stall,
pull the building,
make a killing,
die in friendly fire (from 10 yards away),
or just get away with murder.

2,973 of them.

My Name is Michael Sterling, and I approved this blog.

*Brits may be entitled to even less...