National Vacation Lampoon

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Even HUSTLER has shrugged, with Larry Flynt calling for a national strike; a day that the American people refuse to support a government that no longer "supports" them. And he did it without calling anyone names, or strapping on a loaded gun. Last week, I had suggested one week to my campaign manager, but perhaps such a strike should last till the Obama's return, or until The DAILY SHOW and The Colbert Report; two other true American successes that truly deserve some time off, are back on the air.

Gonna be a long 3 weeks.

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My Name is Michael Sterling. Which blockbuster will YOU see on September 11th?

111th!

I need a vacation.

LABEL DAY UPDATE (9.4.9): With the national debate reduced to: "Can the President of the United States be trusted to speak to school children?", I offer another iParty solution: Obama switches speeches and delivers his "Education" speech to congress, and his "Healthcare" speech to public school students.

“It's the first day of school fella's”